CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday, November 10, 1997
Time: 10:20:00 p.m. {Second Segment}
CNWF²
{continuation}
The scene fades back in to a shot of
the audience where someone is holding up a sign that says "CNWF² Kicks Ass!"
{cut to commentary table}
Marshal, Parker, and Victor appear to
be talking about something as the camera cuts back to them. Lex then looks at the camera.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Welcome
back to more CNWF² Danger Zone. We all saw the MoB come out and interfere in PCK's match in just before the
commercial break. That's Pepsi's first loss here in the CNWF², but Dominator seemed to have the match well
under control anyway.
Knee Johnson: That's
for sure, Lex! I mean Dominator doesn't know a whole lot of moves. I think I counted about five-hundred clotheslines
and about ten elbow drops and no finesse whatsoever on the side of Dominator, but he got the job done. Both wrestlers
were bloodied up pretty good during that match. Pepsi is extreme, man!
Frenchie Parker: Yes. Well, that's unfair. I mean Pesi trained hard to learn all those high flying moves he knows,
but it didn't get him too far against Dominator, ya know?
Lex Victor: Actually,
the match looked to be fairly even to me. It really could have gone either way, but in the end it probably would
have been Dominator if it wasn't for that interference.
Knee Johnson: I was
just thinking. Why didn't Kain Piller come out? I mean he is normally the guy who saves everyone's necks.
Lex Victor: Well,
I have no idea. Well, now we have Ken Davison fighting the Underfaker for our next matchup. This should be something
to see {Ken Davison's music begins playing} as we move on to our next match here on Danger Zone!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
"I Put a Spell on You" by
Marilyn Manson plays over the P. A. as the ring announcer starts calling the stipulations of the match. Tunzafun,
a five foot ten, two-hundred and twenty pound high flyer, wearing a black bandanna, a black Bruins away jersey
and black jeans, steps out as the crowd begins cheering for him.
{cut to shot of the ring}
He walks directly to the ring, grabs
the top rope, and uses it to propell himself into the ring. Davison then walks to the other side of the ring. Underfaker
is already in the ring.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: This
guy used to be godly? Ha! This guy's a joke!
Lex Victor: Ken
Davison happens to be one of the hottest talents here. He's worked hard to get to where he is and he even snagged
the Television belt which he will be getting a shot at on Wednesday Warz. As you all know, he ran the federation
in my absence so he had to give up the belt. However, he is getting the first shot at it, so this should be something
to see. Right now, though, he is facing Underfaker. He just came off an impressive win last Wednesday and he is
here to see what he can do against Ken Davison.
Frenchie Parker: Well, you never know about the Underfaker. Here they go!
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Ken Davison vs Underfaker
5'-10", 220 lbs — 6'-9",
321 lbs
(One fall singles match)
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{match}
Underfaker tries to catch Ken Davison
off guard, but Davison avoids it with a fluid motion and Underfaker ends up bouncing off of the opposite ropes.
As he comes back, Davison catches him with a knee lift which takes him clean of the ground. Davison waits a bit
as Underfaker gets back up to his feet and then pushes Ken Davison to the ground only to be taken down himself
by an arm drag takeover. In fact, Underfaker got thrown out of the ring with that maneuver.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: That
was an impressive maneuver by the highly skilled Ken Davison. He grabbed Underfaker's arm as he tried to push him
down, but Davison telegraphed it into an arm drag takeover and he threw him right out of the ring!
Knee Johnson: Ken
Davison really can get the job done in the ring! He seems to really excell at fighting big men. I just don't understand
why he is going up to the top rope right now instead of going out there... oh wow! Moonsault into a hurricanrana
from the top rope and he plunged Underfaker's head right into the ring steps! Man, that's gotta hurt!
Frenchie Parker: You can bet that the Underfaker can't fake that he's in good shape after this one!
Lex Victor: That
was a pretty good call, Knee! I didn't know you knew all those wrestling terms.
Knee Johnson: Well,
when you are constantly getting the living crap beat out of you by every wrestler in the CNWF² using every
move, you kind of learn by experience.
Lex Victor: Well,
that doesn't happen to me, you know. That's what the "acting" president is for.
Knee Johnson: So,
why don't you ever take any hits, Lex?
Lex Victor: Because
I make money and I don't have to. How does that sound?
{Knee Johnson is silent after hearing
that.}
Frenchie Parker: Let's just get back to the match, okay?
{match}
Ken Davison has been smashing Underfaker's
face into the ring steps for a while now, then he rolls him back in the ring. Davison quickly climbs up the ring
apron and to the top turnbuckle as Underfaker is getting up himself. As he does so, he catches a flying drop kick
from the top rope right in his chest. When Davison gets him down to the canvas he begins pummeling Underfaker's
face and the crowd cheers largely for him. The referee breaks them up, and Davison argues with the ref as the Undefaker
comes up from behind, but Davison connects quickly with a crescent kick which hits 'Faker in the gut sending him
to the ropes. Davison resumes arguing with the ref for a bit longer as if to show that he doesn't even need to
pay attention to this match to win. The crowd eats it up as they begin cheering loudly one again.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: It
sure is interesting how quickly the fans will go back to liking a wrestler. Most of the fans hated Davison when
he joined the F² and became "Godly" Ken Davison. They really like his new attitude.
Knee Johnson: That's
true, Lex. And we can thank that do-gooder Pelius of Clamorus for all this wishy-washy crap we are seeing out of
him.
Frenchie Parker: You said it, Knee! Davison just is no fun anymore!
Lex Victor: Sure,
Parker. Well, Underfaker just rolled up Davison from behind... one... two... and a kickout. 'Faker is sending Davison
to the ropes, oh wow did he ever hit that powerslam hard! He's now going for a cover himself! One. Two! And a kickout.
That's two near pinfalls in a row for the Underfaker against Davison already!
Knee Johnson: That's
right Lex! But Davison is mad now! He's getting right in the face of the 'Faker and he's yelling at him! Oh my!
He just slapped the taste out of the 'Faker's mouth! I don't think that was such a great idea, Lex!
{match}
Underfaker gets a very mad look on his
face, but Davison doesn't waste any time. He kicks 'Faker in the gut, then executes a double underhook DDT on him
in which the Underfaker doesn't get up immediately from. Davison now gets a big running start to the ropes, bounces
off, then flips foreward and lands with a leg drop right across the neck of the Underfaker, which he reels from
immediately. Ken Davison wastes no time as he hooks the leg into a cover which 'Faker kicks out of almost immediately.
Davison gets back up quickly and picks up Underfaker, whips him to the ropes, then executes a quick belly to belly
suplex which takes it's toll on both Davison and Underfaker.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: You know, it isn't always such a good idea to execute
high power moves on bigger opponents even if you can do it. I think Davison hurt his back with this one.
Frenchie Parker: Nice observation, Lex. I mean that was really hard to figure out. Seeing Davison reeling
on the canvas grabbing his back with a look of pain on his face sure didn't tell me that, ya know.
Lex Victor: I am just doing my job, Parker, and the referee is
counting away. He's already made it up to five and niether wrestler has really been moving to get back up to his
feet.
Knee Johnson: Davison is trying to get up, but his back is really giving him trouble, Lex. Wait!
He isn't going to have to get up because Underfaker already has!
{match}
Underfaker walks over to the reeling
Davison and kicks at him, but Davison suddenly snaps out of it, grabs Underfaker's leg, takes him down to the canvas,
and applies a type of submission hold where he is twisting Underfaker's leg, using his back as leverage by pressing
it against his leg. Underfaker seems to be in pain, but he isn't giving up just yet. Underfaker is reaching for
the ropes trying to force the ref to break the hold, but even with his long reach he is still nearly a foot away
from reaching it.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
Davison is back in this match, folks, and I have to say he is back in a big way! He's got kind of an ankle submission
locked in on Underfaker. He really can't seem to find a way out of it.
Knee Johnson: Look at him kicking at the ground like an animal! I don't see why he doesn't try exerting
a lot of strength with the leg that is in the hold! Doesn't he know anything about countering a submission maneuver?
Frenchie Parker: Knee, I used to be a submission style wrestler myself and I can tell you right now
that you want your opponent to try to power their way out of the hold you have them in. It hurts that much more
because if you have the hold locked on right, resisting it only allows the person executing the hold to get an
even deadlier and tighter grip on the hold.
Lex Victor: I'm
surprised you actually knew about that, seeing as all your moves were countered when you used to wrestle here.
Frenchie Parker: I did great in college wrestling, Lex. I graduated magna cum laudea.
Lex Victor: I'll
bet you did, Frenchie. Anyway, Underfaker appears to be making it closer and closer to the ropes. He just might
actually make it!
{match}
Underfaker is trying to get closer and
closer to the ropes, but the more he does the more pressure Davison exerts onto Underfaker's ankle. He is finally
stopped in his tracks and he can't move any further and is just inches from being able to grab the rope. Underfaker
is now reeling in pain as Davison really has the hold locked on good. He is leaning back very far on his leg and
twisting 'Faker's ankle as far as it will go. 'Faker is gritting his teeth trying to resist the pain, but Davison
just isn't letting go. Underfaker looks as if he is about to give up.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: I wonder if Underfaker is going to be able to fake his way out of this one? Ha ha!
Lex Victor: I
don't know, but oh wow! He just smashed the heel of his boot right into Davison's face! That got him out of it.
And I wish you guys would cut it out with the "fake" jokes. They are getting old fast.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah! I mean Davison has been faking a lot more than 'Faker has been all day, ya know?
Knee Johnson: You said the jokes too, you know.
Frenchie Parker: Did not!
Knee Johnson: Did too!
Lex Victor: Quiet!
Davison just kicked out of another cover. Faker is back on his feet, but oh man! He just got hit by another drop
toe hold! Big wrestlers are just suckers for that maneuver.
Knee Johnson: Yeah. I know all about being a big wrestler.
Lex Victor: I
didn't say fat. I said big.
Knee Johnson: Well, I am gutsy.
Lex Victor: Sure.
But anyway, look at this! Ken Davison is going for yet another high risk maneuver! He's climbing to the top rope
once again and Underfaker is getting back up himself! What's it going to be? It looks like it's going to be a moonsault...
oh wow! That was amazing! That was a moonsault right into a jawbreaker! I don't know how the heck he did that!
'Faker is out of it and Davison is going for a pin! One! Two! Three! That's it!
{match}
The ring announcer announces Ken Davison
as the winner as Underfaker rolls out of the ring. After Davison gets his arm raised in victory, he steps out of
the ring smiling in kind of a cocky way. It is very apparent he feels great about his win.
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Ken Davison by pin via moonsault-jawbreaker
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{commentary}
{cut to shot of commentary table}
Lex Victor: Well,
there his is. That isn't his normal end maneuver, but it got the job done. I doubt he would have been able to do
his moonsault super-plex against Underfaker anyway. He needed to try something else against the big man, and he
got the job done.
Frenchie Parker: I know! I see a big future for Tunzafun.
Knee Johnson: Well,
he's been through a lot since joining the CNWF². He has done it all! He's even had a world belt! The World
Television Belt! And he just might get it back Wednesday.
Lex Victor: I have
to agree with you there, Knee. I mean we haven't seen much from Shaggy 2 Dope who is the Television champion. He
hasn't even fought a singles match here yet. He deserved that belt when he got it, I think, but I believe he probably
should have had a few more matches before he got a shot at it. Sometimes getting a belt too early is just not a
good thing.
Frenchie Parker: So true, Lex. I mean Shaggy is one of the most impressive wrestlers in this sport, but he hasn't seen
much of the ring since he's been here. He needs to fight more for a wrestler of his calibre.
Lex Victor: You're
thinking ahead, Parker! Because I have already put together paperwork that says that the World Television Title
must be defended every Danger Zone! Eventually, I plan to make it so it must be defended against a top contender
on every Danger Zone, but I'll have to see how this little change goes. This should put a lot more interest into
the belt. Right now, the only thing about it is it can only be defended on televised broadcasts and not on house
shows or even Friday Ride except on special occasions.
Knee Johnson: That's
really something, Lex! That will make the belt really mean something. It's really come a long way from being the
"Bingo" belt.
Lex Victor: Tell
me about it! Anyway, we have to cut to another commercial, so don't touch that remote! Or if you do, be sure to
turn back in about five minutes so you don't miss a thing!
Frenchie Parker: I don't think our sponsors are going to appreciate that...
Stay tuned for more CNWF² action
when we return!